Is Hockey Taking Over Your Life????

Not sure who this is originally by, if you aren't certain if Hockey is taking over your life here's a way to tell.



IS YOUR KID'S HOCKEY TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE???

You base the next purchase of your new vehicle on whether it will hold six kids, six sticks, and six hockey bags.

You relate directions to places by the nearest arena.

You know every single kid on every single team your child has ever played on... But don't have a clue who his school mates are.

You feel lost when you have a free weekend.

Your spouse waits until you decide where to sit and then chooses a spot on the opposite side of arena.

You become a partner in a skate sharpening business to save money.

You ground your kids for a week (except for hockey practice).

You can rationalize spending $159 on a Synergy for a 9 year old but won't spend $5 on a Birthday card for your wife.

When someone asks how old your children are you respond, "I have a '94 and a '97."

You have had to use a grandparent to take kid #1 to a tournament because Dad was in a Different state with kid #2 at a tournament and Mom had kid
#3 two states away in a 3rd tournament all in one weekend

You have more miles on '08 mini-van than a '66 Chevy

Hockey practices are your entire social life.

You buy gloves according to how loud you can clap in them.

You find yourself missing the parents of your child's team mates during the off-season.

You plan the birth of next child so he has a good hockey birthday.

New baby's first word is Zamboni.

You have been barred from more than one rink on more than one occasion

You Purchase a new $135.00 stick because the old one "didn't have any goals left in it."*

You know a few 5 year olds that are good but "lack focus".

Your kids have asked if Christmas is "home or away".